I love my six pack so much
I protect it with ...
If pigs really could fly,
I bet their wings w...
For my birthday give me money,
it goes with a...
I need a six-month vacation
two times a year....
Dear future husband,
I hope you’re a good coo...
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Top 4 wishes:
1)To earn money with...
《我只是对人生过敏》
We are best friends.Always remembe...
《我只是对人生过敏》
Tell someone they can do
anything ...
《我只是对人生过敏》
Probably the worst thing about bei...
《我只是对人生过敏》
Newton's 1st law:
A body at rest,w...
《我只是对人生过敏》
Newton's third law of emotion:
for...
《我只是对人生过敏》
Birthdays are good for your
healt...
《我只是对人生过敏》
If a woman is upset,hold her and
t...
《我只是对人生过敏》
-What did the ocean say to the oth...
《我只是对人生过敏》
Doesn't expecting the
unexpected m...
Afraid to die alone?
Become a bus driver.
害怕...
Good girls are bad girls
that never get caugh...
Learn a lesson from your dog-
no matter what ...
CATS THROUGH THE AGES
时间恒久远,猫咪永流传
——《我只是对人生过敏...
Of course I am in shape!
Round is a shape.
我...
THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD
·Hot showers
·...
Fun facts:
All objects are waterproof!
Some o...
Paper cut:
A tree's glorious
moment of reveng...
Obesity:
When you buy a hula-hoop
and it fits...
WHEN I SEE YOU,I AM HAPPY!
I LOVE YOU NOT FOR...
-Are you crying?
-No,I'm having an allergic r...